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These Grabovski comments are for humor only, not intended to offend anyone, if they do, may you need an enema or a sense of humor…Some are mine, some are from friends & some are from other sources…
I love my Toronto Maple Leafs & Mikhail Grabovski is one of my favorite Leafs in recent memory.
Grabovski Shed a tear when his daughter was born that Tear is Timmy Brent #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski simply walks into Mordor #GrabovskiFacts
The Toronto Police Service have a new bullet proof vest. The entire force wears Grabovski jerseys. #GrabovskiFacts
Michael Jackson named his album Thriller after meeting his hero Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski knows how they get the Chocolate inside the caramilk Bar #GrabovskiFacts
The REAL reason Favre retired? Grabovski told Favre he was joining the NFL #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski invented the 12 step program, it has one step…Step 1, Fear Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the Belarusian ambassador to Canada #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is faster then a speeding bullet #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the real 007 #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski outran the plane to Carolina – getting to carolina before the team did #GrabovskiFacts
There is no such thing as 3-D – it’s really called GrabovskiVision #GrabovskiFacts
Jose Bautista comes to Grabovski for hitting advice #Jays fans, u know the results, #GrabovskiFacts
A single drop of Grabovski’s blood would cure every disease. However,their is no a needle sharp enough to puncture his skin. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t believe in the TV Series Lost…Because Grabovski will NEVER be lost #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski slayed Goliath #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski taught #TFC DeRosario how to kick a soccer ball
Grabovski is faster then a runaway train #GrabovskiFacts
#Grabovski taught #Raptors DeRozan how to Dunk
Grabovski taught #Argos Chad Owens how to catch a football #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski once killed a gun. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski taught Michael Jackson to MoonWalk #GrabovskiFacts
Ever wonder why Elvis loved his BLUE SUEDE SHOES – Cause Grabovski gave Elvis the Shoes #GrabovskiFacts
Ants make up 1/10 of the total world animal tissue. The total biomass of all the ants on Earth is about equal to Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world’s currency would be held by Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
If you spell GRABOVSKI in Scrabble, you win your next 84 games automatically. #GrabovskiFacts
In 10 minutes,a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world’s nuclear weapons combined other then Grabovski’s stare #GrabovskiFacts
Mike Tyson was the baddest man on the planet,then he met Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Eminem was given permission to sing a song called Not Afraid #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is an honorary Harlem GlobeTrotter #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski was fishing in the North Atlantic April1912 when a Ship called the Titanic rammed Grabovski,we know how that ended #GrabovskiFacts
Ever wonder why dragons are just legends? Meet Grabovski the Original Dragon Slayer #GrabovskiFacts
The Octopuss who predicted world cup matches sure wasn’t all seeing,or he would have seen Grabovski eating him soon #GrabovskiFacts
While having sex in a Jeep,part of Grabovskis’ sperm escaped & got into the engine.We now know this truck & man as Optimus PReime #GrabovskiFacts
James Reimer is actually Grabovski’s protege #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski made David Copperfield…Disappear #GrabovskiFacts
There are no pain receptors in the Grabovski’s body so he feels no pain #GrabovskiFacts
Awake,your brain generates between 10&23 watts of power,enough energy to power a light bulb,Grabovski’s brain powers Belarus #GrabovskiFacts
The Funnel Web Spider is considered the most deadly spider in the world. Once bitten by Grabovski, the spider die quickly #GrabovskiFacts
When Grabovski was born,doctor naturally slapped him on the behind. Fortunately for doctor,he was in hospital at the time #GrabovskiFacts
There are only two types of people in the world. Those who divide people into two groups & Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
A passing glance from Grabovski has been known to cause women to faint. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the reason that James Cameron’s Avatars are blue. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski’s motorcycle has 4 wheel drive. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can turn water into whiskey. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski’s rice krispies don’t say crap until he tells them to. #GrabovskiFacts
When Rolaids has heartburn it takes Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Stallone created “The Expendables” as a birthday gift for Grabovski,Upon receiving he said: “Its the thought that counts.” #GrabovskiFacts
When a person attacks Grabovski, the police immediatley describe it as a 45-12. Suicide. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski has a birthday any day he wants. #GrabovskiFacts
People created the automobile to escape from Grabovski, Not to be outdone, Grabovski created the automobile accident #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski thinks that anyone who can’t survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn’t making an effort. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can gargle peanut butter #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences? The Big Bang #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts when Grabovski Roars, Lions bow to his feet
Grabovski is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences? The Big Bang #GrabovskiFacts
The only way to make diamond powder is to rub diamond on Grabovski’s skin. #GrabovskiFacts
The secret ingredient in all of today’s energy/power drinks is that they contain small droplets of Grabovski sweat. #GrabovskiFacts
Nations fight other nations but wouldn’t have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Grabovski. Remember Atlantis? #GrabovskiFacts
Grabo gave Crosby a concussion just by looking at him #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski, with a yawn can put people in comas #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski travels at lightspeed daily, he calls it normal speed, to him we move slow. #GrabovskiFacts
Volcano’s Occur when Grabovski punches someone into the ground #GrabovskiFacts
If you can read this sentance, thank a teacher. If you are still reading, thank Grabovski for allowing you to live. #GrabovskiFacts
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Grabovski’s stare will kill you. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski has swum the English Channel to the other side and back… completely submerged the entire way. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the original Weapon of Mass Destruction. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski played 18 holes of golf the other day. He scored a 17. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski does not sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a fist under his pillow #GrabovskiFacts
Ninjas can’t catch Grabovski,Grabovski won’t allow someone like him to co-exist alongside him. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski has only sneezed once and that created the BIG BANG! #GrabovskiFacts
Scientists Say Mars Has No Form Of Life, The Reason Is Because Grabovski Visited It! #GrabovskiFacts
Only Grabovski can prevent Forest Fires… #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts The Hulk is angry because Grabovski arm wrestled him….and won.
Grabovski was insulted on February 30th,He was so angry he got rid of the man,then told the calendar to forget it happened #GrabovskiFacts
Some people have alter egos. Grabovski has no such thing. #GrabovskiFacts
If you had a near death experience with Grabovski,you didn’t actually meet Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Grabovski was waiting at the bottom #GrabovskiFacts
Good thing Grabovski was out for a swim when the cruise ship needed a tow to port. #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts Even corn flakes become deadly weapons in the hands of Grabovski
Grabovski looked at me & my facial hair was so scared, it went back into my skin #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts Grabovski once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than him
Tom Brady can throw a football over 50 yards. Grabovski can throw Tom Brady even further. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way. #GrabovskiFacts
A cobra bit Grabovski, After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can kill two stones with one bird #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:31AM, he kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski has never blinked in his entire life & doesn’t need to swallow when eating food. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is your Daddy #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts – Grabovski taught the world to sing in perfect harmony
Google cannot find Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski knows where Waldo is #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can get coffee out of a Tea Bag #GrabovskiFacts
Did you know Grabovski invented skinny jeans. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t need a stove to boil water,he just growls at it #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski beat the sun in a staring contest #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can surf the internet, literally #GrabovskiFacts
Did you know that The Beatles’ song “HELP” was written after they met Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
If Grabovski was a battery,my cell phone would never die #GrabovskiFacts
Did you know that Gravovski caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from #GrabovskiFacts
Dinosaurs are extinct because they pissed Grabovski off, #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Grabovski. #GrabovskiFacts
The videogame “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Grabovski & forgot to pay him back. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team #GrabovskiFacts
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Grabovski says its beef, then it’s beef. #GrabovskiFacts
Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King before Grabovski made it his bitch. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski plays ping pong with a medicine ball. #GrabovskiFacts
The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase,roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Grabovski” #GrabovskiFacts
Took 5 women 2 years to give birth to Grabovski & did you know his sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is so tough, he doesn’t eat ice cream, he makes ice scream. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can touch MC Hammer. #GrabovskiFacts
Unlike Justin Beiber, if Grabovski has a swimming race with sharks, he wins. #GrabovskiFacts
Unlike Justin Bieber, Grabovski CAN walk through glass doors. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski made the statue of liberty strip naked. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski….the other white meat. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski was on Deal or no Deal, bankers first offer was 1 million dollars, never try to bargain with Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can give you a wet willie, with a dry finger. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski had a staring contest with a statue……and won. #GrabovskiFacts
Cigarettes smoked by Grabovski die from lung cancer. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski won the Iron Chef contest by microwaving Mr.Noodles. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski decides when Santa has been naughty or nice. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t bowl strikes, he knocks one pin down and the nine others faint out of fear. #GrabovskiFacts
When cops pull over Grabovski,THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can’t spill the beans, he already ate them. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski has never blinked in his entire life. NEVER. #GrabovskiFacts
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Grabobski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is what Willis was talking about. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski knows where Carmen Sandiego is. #GrabovskiFacts
There is no team Edward or team Jacob, only Team Grabovski. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can make the joker become serious. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. #GrabovskiFacts
Phonics is hooked on Grabovski. #GrabovskiFacts
Chuck Norris asks Grabovski for tips!! #GrabovskiFacts
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Grabovski. His voice is still up there today #GrabovskiFacts
Why can’t anyone find Waldo? That’s right, Grabovski hid Waldo. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski once kicked Hulk in the face,Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can alphabetize m&m’s #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t mow his lawn. He just stands there and dares the grass to grow. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski once said “Oh, Snap.” Thus, North and South America. #GrabovskiFacts
The dinosaurs once owed Grabovski money. They never paid him back,where are the Dinosaurs Now? #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is a plus 2 before breakfast #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is capable of dividing by zero. the consequences?: The Big Bang #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t get bitten by bedbugs. HE bites THEM. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski eats the waffles before they hit ACC ice #GrabovskiFacts
Scientists have proven that the Mt St Helens explosion happened after Grabovski sneezed #GrabovskiFacts
Grabo gave birth to Kulemin #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can bodyslam a skyscraper #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t get penalties. He’s just giving the other players a break. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t get high sticked. He sticks the high. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can unlock a hairpin with a door #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski sent a BBM to an iPhone #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is capable of time travel. Which explains how the Habs have won 24 Stanley Cups #GrabovskiFacts
You know the new Nissan Leaf? Yeah, Grabovski MADE Nissan call it the Leaf. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the world down! #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski didn’t need to study in school. The teachers weren’t brave enough to fail him. #GrabovskiFacts
Death once had a near-Grabovski- experience. #GrabovskiFacts
When Grabovski crosses the street the cars have to look both ways #GrabovskiFacts
Once a dinosaur didn’t wag it’s tail upon seeing Grabovski, they are now extinct #GrabovskiFacts
Sonic booms are Grabovski’s heartbeats #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t go to the bathroom, the bathroom goes to Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the only person capable of setting a person on fire….underwater. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski destroyed the period table because the only element Grabovski recognizes is the element of surprise #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
The last digit of pi is Grabovski. He is the end of all things. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep. #GrabovskiFacts
When Grabovski enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. #GrabovskiFacts
When God said, “Let there be light”, Grabovski said, “say please.” #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can build a snowman out of rain. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski sleeps with a night light,not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Giraffes were created when Grabovski uppercutted a horse. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon #GrabovskiFacts
Justice League of America all wear Grabovski Pyjamas #GrabovskiFacts
Crop circles are Grabovski’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts Grabovski ordered a Big Mac at Burger King & got one…
If you want a list of Grabovski enemies, just check the extinct species list. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski’s shadow used to be right behind him, till he kicked its ass, his shadow now stays 20feet behind him #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski bit the Apple Logo & doesn’t need Twitter or Facebook, he’s already following you #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski knows what YOU ALL DID Last Summer #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski is the Bump in the Night #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can cook Minute Rice in 30 seconds #GrabovskiFacts
#GrabovskiFacts Did you know that Grabovski is the man in the moon, the moon isn’t made of Cheese it’s made of Grabovski
Grabovski had surgery,the anesthesia was applied to the doctor & Grabovski once tortured Pain #GrabovskiFacts
He is Belarus’ most interesting man. #GrabovskiFacts
Everyone knows Grabovski has a pet rock… he named it “Earth.” #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski doesn’t skate, the ice gets Grabovskied. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski knows my tweets before I tweet them #GrabovskiFacts”
The “Black Eyed Peas” were just “Peas” before they met Grabovski #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski can speak braille. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski scared the black out of Michael Jackson. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski invented color,in fact,he invented the entire spectrum of color, except pink.Tom Cruise invented pink #GrabovskiFacts
If you spell GRABOVSKI in Scrabble, you win your next 84 games automatically. #GrabovskiFacts
Grabovski tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. #GrabovskiFacts
Tim Brent wiped his face with Grabovski’s towel and that helped him score 2 goals #GrabovskiFacts
Even before Puck Drop Grabovski has already won #GrabovskiFacts
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